If a hot mama walks past you, what do you do?
A. Ogle that fine baby.
B. Throw a glance her way a second time , maybe a third …
C. Keep going and do not even sneak a peek.
Are you a fan of Derele?
A. Who is He?
Was the last presidency election in rigged?
Do you like Terry G’s Free Madness?
C. Great music!
Would you dance to Faze’s Kolomental?
If you spot a huge wad of cash on the road, what do you do?
A. Look at it a second time and pass
B. Retrace your steps and pick it up (it’s manna from heaven)
C. Ignore it completely
Michael Jackson’s the greatest and biggest musician/dancer of all time?
A. Hell yeah
B. I don’t know
C. No, he isn’t
Would you go to a mosque and preach that ?
A. No, thank you!
B. If I get a vision about it
C. Yes, they need Jesus!
Well done, you made it to the end of this grueling quiz! Rate yourself
A – 1
B – 2
C – 3
0 – 7 get outside and socialize, my friend!
8 – 12 you are normal
13 – 19 you are getting there, slowly but surely.
20 – 24 you have qualified for admission into the Psychiatric
Hospital of your Choice ('Yaba Left' Recommended)