Types of Sicknesses

We have different types of sicknesses.

- Ones that make you regret ever being born

- Ones that make you regret ever being born, suck your blood

- Ones that make you regret ever being born, suck your blood and thin you down

- Ones that make you regret ever being born, thin you down and embarrass you.


Now, I had the last kind. As if having to go to the loo every 20 minutes because you’ve got diarrhea isn’t bad already, you burp and it smells like barf. Today's officially the worst day of my life. 

So, which time were you ill and regretted being born?