You Just Have To Hate Rain Sometimes

What has a way of ruining our plans? You got that right - rain!

Raining Cats & Dogs

1.    When you have to be somewhere, and it just pours

2.    When you are en route to a place and it just pours

3.    When you are looking hot in those set of clothes, and it just pours

4.    When you gel that hair, and it just pours

5.    When you want to go swimming, and it just pours

6.    When you are enjoying your tennis game, and it just pours

7.    When you are outdoors during a crusade, and it just pours

8.    When you wash and spread your clothes outside, and it just …

When these things happen, you just have to hate rain. Sing with me:

                                  Rain, rain, go away

                                  Come again another day

                                  Little children want to play

{Yes, little children. Rain doesn’t give a hoot about youths or grownups (I tried students once and it just went from heavy rain to rainstorm}.

Did I miss any scenarios? Whenever did you just hate that downpour?

 

Pimp Your Dream

Yes! It is possible to ‘customise’ your dreams. This means you can choose what or who to dream of at night. 

That's Me

Experts have noticed that often times, the thoughts that fill our day affect our dreams. So, how do you get yourself to dream of being superman?

1 hour before dreamtime

1.    Take a glass of warm milk or cold wine (wine works best)

2.    Shut your eyes and fill your mind with thoughts of flying, having super strength, having the same face but not having people recognize you because you wear glasses in the ‘normal world’ 

3.    Warning – ensure no one disturbs you & and that no stray thoughts find their way into your mind for the one hour.

4.    Sweet dreams!

One In Every 4 persons is mad

I watched this on STV this evening. It was incredibly funny.

STATISTICS SHOW THAT ONE IN EVERY 4 PERSONS IS MAD

 

CHECK YOUR FRIENDS

 

ARE THEY OK?

 

YES?

 

THAT MEANS YOU ARE !

Personally, I don’t agree with the above. 

I believe the 4 could all be mad. Perhaps, the only reason I and my friends are not in a Psychiatric Hospital is that our level of madness doesn’t meet the cut-off mark required for admission. Can I hear an amen?

Then again, you might be mad and no one has noticed yet. Take Insanity Test.